I'm a terrorist now
According to this billboard which advises people how to recognize terrorists, I qualify as one because people carrying two cell phones are really suspect as one can be a detonator for a bomb!
I always carry two cellphones, one is for work, the other is private. I would actually need a third if I would want to detonate any explosives and a real terrorist could actually just use his one cellphone to trigger the bomb?
A cheap way would be to buy a pager, attach the wires going to the buzzer to the explosive, plant the explosive and trigger it with your single cellphone from a safe distance simply by paging it with the added benefit of looking like a non-terrorist with your single phone while some poos sod like me gets arrested with this 2 phones.
The world is insane.
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The picture you see is a modified version of the original billboard. If you go to the first page that the article you link to, links to, you'll see what the original is. The whole point of the 'two mobile phones' version is to prove how silly such a terrorist hotline is :-)
Ok, I missed that one and with their reactions to terrorism, it wouldn't have surprised me...
I do have to say that even though it is ridiculous about the two cell phone thing, maybe they were right.....I mean you were smart enough to explain in detail about how to actually build and detonate a bomb, so there you go :)
I only joke, of course :)
I think it's only for brown people - who will be assumed guilty until proven innocent, slandered by the media and then generally ignored when they are released without charge and quietly handed over to the Immigration authorities to be deported. Don't worry about your second phone, just don't get too much sun.
I always knew there was something fishy about you.